Porn is love you can see.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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