Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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