there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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