He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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