Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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