don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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