i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
honey bunches of taint.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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