Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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