So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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