And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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