she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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