Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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