She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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