Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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