we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
