he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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