Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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