I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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