i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Farmville is her only friend.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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