I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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