we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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