yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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