farters have to be the big spoon...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
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Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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