i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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