Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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