PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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