I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
God, I missed his penis.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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