How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
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It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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