U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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