i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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