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say what?
wanna hang out?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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