fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis