just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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