id be glad to
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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