Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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