don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We are two peas in an std pod
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
