life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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