I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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