adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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