dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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