You can't motorboat a personality
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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