Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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