she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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