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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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