I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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