Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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