My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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