Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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