wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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