I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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