dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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